this is why i pray for benevolent alien and/or AI takeover

“cOmMuNisM wOuLdN’t WoRk BeCaUsE hUmAnS aReN’t MoTiVaTeD wItHoUt MonEy!!!”

in my defense my ritalin hadn’t kicked in yet when I saw this meme 🤪

sulfates are the usual cause of wine headaches, it may be worth looking into de-sulfated wine if you otherwise enjoy it

starting to see chickpea, pumpkin seed, etc. “tofu” popping up in stores and am excited for my friends who can’t have soy but would still like to have crispy protein cubes

you could eat lava once

i have some kind of dairy intolerance (untested, lactase only partially alleviates symptoms), threw up eggs recently and now want nothing to do with them, think gelatin and honey are just gross, and am too cheap/worried about contamination to buy meat and fish

all of this adds up to me being basically some kind of mostly vegan but i can’t take ethical credit for it lol

do i get a bingo if my first thought was “i don’t think i really want to read all those little squares”

my weekends are any of:

• work
• travel then work
• travel then frantically try to get as much family time as possible
• holy shit i actually get to stay home this weekend!? better catch up on all the chores i don’t do since i work so many weekends! [proceeds to not leave bed all weekend]

casually ends humanity with time traveling covid

“Hi nice to meet you I’m your soulmate and future wife and I’m going to fix you and we’ll help fix the world together”

(i mean if someone said that exact phrase to me I’d probably run screaming lol. But you know.)

me except “well” is replaced with “mediocrely” 🫠

don’t forget the -9

sad lesbian disaster

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5936465

I’d like to be straight, wanna trade?

Are you using the calligraphy tool? IIRC the calligraphy tool does create filled polygons instead of stroked paths

us emachines and gateway kids grew up to be lightweight distro enthusiasts

like now my laptop has 16 gigs RAM, quad core fuck even knows GHz processor, and a GPU but if a process starts using >2% of my resources i will

-killall -9

it from orbit

me after installing Ubuntu because it was the only other OS I’d ever heard of, because I accidentally nuked my Windows Vista install by trying to overclock the CPU in a Gateway laptop:

GIMP certainly has a lot of UI problems that seem to have persisted for no other reason than “nobody got around to fixing it”

Also, it’s 2025 and you STILL can’t just draw a circle lmfao