Real and true poem written by a hundred people yesterday:

First they banned the Chapos
And I did not leave
Because I was not a Chapo

Then they banned GenZedong
And I did not leave
Because I was not from GenZedong

Then they banned the API
And I did not leave
Because I did not use mobile apps

Then they banned the Luigiposters
And I did not leave
Because I was not posting Luigi

Then they came for Luigivoters
And there was no one left
To upvote me