I work a weird shift, so my “morning” begins at about noon
Alarm goes off, hit snooze a couple times
Scroll Lemmy, news, check my messages, etc
Shower, brush my teeth, shave my head if needed, get dressed
Walk the dog
Breakfast, make coffee, pack lunch, feed the dog her lunch (wife gives her breakfast at normal human wakeup times)
If it’s a work day, I’m out the door by about 1:45, at work by about 2:15, start at 2:30
Then at the end of the day
Leave work at 2:30, home by about 3:00AM
Walk the dog
Maybe eat dinner if I’m hungry
More scrolling or some video games until about 5, sometimes as early as 4, sometimes as late as 6
Brush teeth
Undress
Feel around in the dark for whatever boobytraps my wife has left in the bed for me- laptop, phone, glasses, Kindle, charging cables, etc. and put them wherever they go
Crawl into bed, contort myself around the dog, hug the wife
Sleep
On days I don’t work, the overall sequence of events stays mostly the same except I usually don’t usually drink coffee or pack a lunch on my days off, but the times may shift a few hours in any direction. Breakfast gets more elaborate on my days off, and I’m less likely to have a “dinner” since I probably had a big meal for lunch/my wife’s dinner instead of the usual sandwich I pack for work.
I work a weird shift, so my “morning” begins at about noon
Then at the end of the day
On days I don’t work, the overall sequence of events stays mostly the same except I usually don’t usually drink coffee or pack a lunch on my days off, but the times may shift a few hours in any direction. Breakfast gets more elaborate on my days off, and I’m less likely to have a “dinner” since I probably had a big meal for lunch/my wife’s dinner instead of the usual sandwich I pack for work.