CelloMike@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 7 days agoI recently found out Shigeru Miyamoto (the creator of Mario and Zelda) likes to carry a tape measure around with him, guess how big things are, and measure them to check how close he waslemmy.worldimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1718file-text
arrow-up1718imageI recently found out Shigeru Miyamoto (the creator of Mario and Zelda) likes to carry a tape measure around with him, guess how big things are, and measure them to check how close he waslemmy.worldCelloMike@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square76fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoeh. just leave it. Tell anyone that asked that you found the tape measure, and what kind of man would throw away a free tape measure.
minus-squaredavepleasebehave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·7 days agogo over it with an erasable white board marker and then wipe it down. should work on that surface.
minus-squareL3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days agoWanted to recommend the same. Something I learned on the job and it has saved me and some colleagues a few times.
minus-squareL3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoThey were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I’ll let you decide for yourself.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoInstructions unclear. Penis now covered in white board marker.
minus-squareRefurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-26 days agoOr just cut out the middleman and use isopropyl alcohol, which is what you’re doing with the marker anyway, but without adding the extra ink. Basically the same stuff as that whiteboard cleaning fluid.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoThis. Also methanol, but I’d much rather use isopropanol. I know higher proof (>70 %/140 proof) ethanol also works. But isopropyl is the best/easiest. Just don’t drink it…or methanol at that. Also anhydrous ethanol ~99 % ethanol, as it contains benzene or other things you don’t want to consume.
minus-squareDjMeas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-26 days agoI was with a friend at Home Depot and I asked if he thought a piece of wood I was holding was a foot long. Friend: Let me just whip it out real fast. Me: What are you going to do? Measure it 12 times? That was 20 years ago and we still laugh about it today.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoHahaha. Good one. I don’t often come up with something as good as quickly. Good skill.
minus-squareoceanAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoWhat were they measuring? Is this for things he was good at guessing versus would often have trouble?
eh. just leave it. Tell anyone that asked that you found the tape measure, and what kind of man would throw away a free tape measure.
go over it with an erasable white board marker and then wipe it down. should work on that surface.
Wanted to recommend the same. Something I learned on the job and it has saved me and some colleagues a few times.
how big were their dongs?
They were of a size that made measuring necessary. Whether that is big or small is something I’ll let you decide for yourself.
Instructions unclear. Penis now covered in white board marker.
Or just cut out the middleman and use isopropyl alcohol, which is what you’re doing with the marker anyway, but without adding the extra ink.
Basically the same stuff as that whiteboard cleaning fluid.
This. Also methanol, but I’d much rather use isopropanol. I know higher proof (>70 %/140 proof) ethanol also works.
But isopropyl is the best/easiest. Just don’t drink it…or methanol at that.
Also anhydrous ethanol ~99 % ethanol, as it contains benzene or other things you don’t want to consume.
I was with a friend at Home Depot and I asked if he thought a piece of wood I was holding was a foot long.
Friend: Let me just whip it out real fast.
Me: What are you going to do? Measure it 12 times?
That was 20 years ago and we still laugh about it today.
Hahaha. Good one. I don’t often come up with something as good as quickly. Good skill.
What were they measuring? Is this for things he was good at guessing versus would often have trouble?