• I tried to copy the text. Couldn’t.
  • I tried to use Reader Mode. Couldn’t.
  • I tried to use Firefox’s webpage screenshot feature. Couldn’t.
  • I tried to scrape it with a home-made script. Couldn’t.
  • I tried to scrape it with an online LLM. Couldn’t.
  • I tried to find the text in Archive.org. Couldn’t.

They want you to see that they ticked the boxes as a responsible company (“Ah, yes. A formal privacy policy. Ooh. Such a responsible company.”), but they don’t want you to hold them accountable for their words, because they want no registry of what they’ve promised!