Huh, small world. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let the record show that my client wanted nothing more than to love these two people and had no ill intent leading up to the night in question.
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So anyway, how do you know the deceased?
Failed blind date. They were the other couple.
Huh, small world. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let the record show that my client wanted nothing more than to love these two people and had no ill intent leading up to the night in question.
I’d like cross-examine your witness, rectally, your Honour.
Well, we’ve had a lot of fun here today. Thanks for your attention and participation. We have been The Improvistadors. Mazel tov to you, Keiko Little Feather, on this the day of your bat mitzvah. We hope you all enjoyed the show. Have a good night!