In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don’t remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said “Hail Satan” and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day
Uh huh sure
Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it’s not that implausible. I’ve known people that have nose bleeds like that, it’s not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.
Things can happen more than once.
I did something similar to my mother. Except I came downstairs with blood all over my face and hands (I hadn’t found a tissue yet) and then tried acting like a zombie. I thought it was hilarious. She was shocked but got over it pretty quickly.
That’s amazing 🤣
Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.
Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.
Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.
That’s going to go on your Permanent Record!!
*Student shows signs of severe depression*
*gets suspended from school*
Even if it was a joke, this is some “Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US” type shit
