LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 days agoAnon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)imagemessage-square237fedilinkarrow-up1939
arrow-up1939imageAnon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square237fedilink
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·5 days agoNeed to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)
minus-squareSigntist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·5 days agoExperiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!
minus-squarekrolden@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoAdd coffee for an even more enjoyable shit
minus-squarepruwyben@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoDang, I should try these things out. (joking)
Need to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)
Experiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!
Add coffee for an even more enjoyable shit
Dang, I should try these things out.
(joking)