The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoLife at 40lemmy.worldimagemessage-square145fedilinkarrow-up11.04K
arrow-up11.04KimageLife at 40lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square145fedilink
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up37·4 days agoMy balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 days agoBut you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 days agois “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoThey wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-24 days agoWhen did you start dating Lauren Boebert? Edit: grammar
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoIm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoThen you’ll love the source of my plagiarism my muse
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoNudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoPlease don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.
My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
Edit: grammar
Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
Then you’ll love
the source of my plagiarismmy museI would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.