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Kalvin@lemmy.kadaikupi.space to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Anon gets banned for having Nothing

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Anon gets banned for having Nothing

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Kalvin@lemmy.kadaikupi.space to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    Nothing ever happens

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “I have the Nothing smartphone!” There anon, was that so hard?

    • als@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They were being a smartass because they refused to clarify an obviously confusing statement. Average 4chan user

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      but then the story anon made up doesn’t make sense any more 🙄

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      Nothing happened.

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    And nothing of value was lost

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      value lost their phone? oh no!

      • Czele@lemmy.world
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        Not gonna lie You got me there

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    Ulysses’s phone

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      Ulysses phone is for jerking off on the beach, you’re thinking of Odysseus.

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    Anon learned the difference between having nothing and having a Nothing.

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      Or being purposley obtuse. Just say “the name of the phone is literally called “Nothing”” and send a pic or something.

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    looks like shit

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      It’s an entirely okay phone. But it’s overpriced and frankly far too smug with itself.

      Every time they come out with a new phone I always check it out in the vague hope that they’ve actually come up with something interesting and innovative, but they never have, it’s always basically just a service Android phone with a transparent back and LED lights that don’t really do anything.

      Put an e-ink display on the back or something come on, be as interesting as you claim to actually be.

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        I’ve got the 2a Plus and it’s… fine?

        It’s specs are fucking brilliant for the money, but there’s something I can’t quite put my finger on that makes it a bit slower than it should be. It’s like someone’s taken a modern laptop with decent processing and GPU components… but put in two SO-DIMMs from 1997 in.

        The camera is fucking atrocious for taking quick photos or taking rapid photos one after the other.

        Otherwise, half decent handset yeah

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        Nothing OS: A customized Android skin that aims to provide a smooth, fast, and personalized experience while remaining relatively stock-like

        nope.

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    Oops, should’ve been more clear there :p

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    #capitalism

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      classic lemmy

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