I get that’s something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

As a Connor myself I would be totally cool with being called human Connor

I like their idea.

Eh, people regularly get fired for way less than whacking it in the bathroom and accidentally sending the video to coworkers. Besides I’m of the opinion that the mayor should be held to higher standards not lower ones.

You can argue that it doesn’t make it clear enough that it appears to have been an accident but that summarizes the story pretty well unless you’re trying to be a truther about a mayor of a place that barely crosses the border into ‘city’.

Took me a second on that one. Today’s more of a “get drunk and be rowdy” holiday where I’m at so everything on the Internet being a joke was a touch slow on the uptake.

Like, me and my dog are taking a hike today. Completely unrelated and something I could’ve done a month ago but doing a bit of exercise cleared a mental hurdle for me.

I’m the family computer guy but dad’s probably better at Windows than me.

For what it’s worth the weather getting nice enough to pull my bike out has at least pulled the little switch in my head from ‘let’s lay here in the fetal position’ to ‘let’s go out and fucking do something today’.

We’re just going to leave this one and the obvious joke be.

If you think 60 questions are going to tell you anything more than that you’re the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes that’s probably an accurate assessment.

That was a genuinely great expansion to the caption.

Who picks up loose toilet paper off the floor?

Would be interesting to see somebody get that many coprocessors actually working.

Like if you say it fast you can get ‘fucking’ as a pun out of it.

I’m trying real hard but I don’t get it.

And the only employee is an autistic epileptic who frequently drinks on the job.

I feel this hard.

Neat. I don’t think we really have an equivalent to that. Maybe the wearing green on St.Patrick’s but that’s more the whole being a nation of immigrants thing than our own holiday.

More or less the same but we Americans probably wouldn’t use decorative ribbons in home cooking.