Took me a second on that one. Today’s more of a “get drunk and be rowdy” holiday where I’m at so everything on the Internet being a joke was a touch slow on the uptake.

Like, me and my dog are taking a hike today. Completely unrelated and something I could’ve done a month ago but doing a bit of exercise cleared a mental hurdle for me.

I’m the family computer guy but dad’s probably better at Windows than me.

For what it’s worth the weather getting nice enough to pull my bike out has at least pulled the little switch in my head from ‘let’s lay here in the fetal position’ to ‘let’s go out and fucking do something today’.

We’re just going to leave this one and the obvious joke be.

If you think 60 questions are going to tell you anything more than that you’re the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes that’s probably an accurate assessment.

That was a genuinely great expansion to the caption.

Who picks up loose toilet paper off the floor?

Would be interesting to see somebody get that many coprocessors actually working.

Like if you say it fast you can get ‘fucking’ as a pun out of it.

I’m trying real hard but I don’t get it.

And the only employee is an autistic epileptic who frequently drinks on the job.

I feel this hard.

Neat. I don’t think we really have an equivalent to that. Maybe the wearing green on St.Patrick’s but that’s more the whole being a nation of immigrants thing than our own holiday.

More or less the same but we Americans probably wouldn’t use decorative ribbons in home cooking.

Can’t think of why one wouldn’t, for how shitty as that is. Same principal as why people with authoritarian parents make for paranoid adults.

I’m not going to give some asshat teenager the same level of shit as Elon. It’s a hell of a lot more likely in that context that he really was kidding, just distastefully.

It’s not like there’s no potential for a coalition of people in the fediverse to make their own console with one of the single board computers that are on the market, we’d just need games, basically.

Both of those make way more sense then they have any right to.

Is there anything one could even install anymore based off of IE’s engine? That’d be a fun one to put on the old beater machine.