And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob

France, if you don’t happen to speak French

IIRC elephants are born at 100 kg.

Because Tolkien said they do, and everyone’s copying Tolkien. Yes, I’m no fun at parties.

I’m a software developer so I’ve never seen that thing you’re talking about, but check your sources, I believe it’s actually from 1982: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Microsystems

SCCS is from 1972, you young whippersnappers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

On a deeper level, Hobbes is essentially Calvin talking to himself, and knowing how Calvin is treated by his father, you’re perfectly right, poor Calvin …

Not at all I guess?

The Atari 2600, yes (but just RAM, no persistent storage of course)

en-dschiniks

Third panel is gold 😃

1. No drugs
2. Watch the news
3. No more laughing at anything

Nice try OpenAI

#define if while // 🤪

You may let them sleep in your house and feed them, but generally, other people’s cats are none of your business.

Update: and take pictures and post them of course. This is the Internet after all.

Vacuum isn’t strong, air pressure is. But the answer to your question is gravity.

The definition of death is that it is not reversible, so it would mean that the person never was dead in the first place.

Asking “why” only makes sense in the context of a conscious decision, unless you accept something like “because the Big Bang happened” as an answer.

Which of them?

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