Stupid Hobbes, everyone knows it’s a dinglehopper.

If he doesn’t understand that A=>B does not imply B=>A then he’s not Bearistotle but Bearistupid

Seriously, Calvin is way too young for this kind of model kit. He couldn’t possibly have gotten it right. Today they are snap-fit, pre-printed, neither glue nor paint required, but still a massive challenge for 6-year-olds. Back then … no chance.

Heard the same (keep the best for themselves, only sell the inferior stuff) about Spanish olive oil, Italian pasta, and Chinese everything.

“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”

So he had what German singer Heino only pretends to have. In reality, Heino has a condition that makes his eyes look unattractive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino

And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob

France, if you don’t happen to speak French

IIRC elephants are born at 100 kg.

Because Tolkien said they do, and everyone’s copying Tolkien. Yes, I’m no fun at parties.

I’m a software developer so I’ve never seen that thing you’re talking about, but check your sources, I believe it’s actually from 1982: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Microsystems

SCCS is from 1972, you young whippersnappers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

On a deeper level, Hobbes is essentially Calvin talking to himself, and knowing how Calvin is treated by his father, you’re perfectly right, poor Calvin …

Not at all I guess?

The Atari 2600, yes (but just RAM, no persistent storage of course)

en-dschiniks

Third panel is gold 😃

1. No drugs
2. Watch the news
3. No more laughing at anything

Nice try OpenAI

#define if while // 🤪