

“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”
“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”
So he had what German singer Heino only pretends to have. In reality, Heino has a condition that makes his eyes look unattractive.
And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob
France, if you don’t happen to speak French
IIRC elephants are born at 100 kg.
Because Tolkien said they do, and everyone’s copying Tolkien. Yes, I’m no fun at parties.
I’m a software developer so I’ve never seen that thing you’re talking about, but check your sources, I believe it’s actually from 1982: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Microsystems
SCCS is from 1972, you young whippersnappers
On a deeper level, Hobbes is essentially Calvin talking to himself, and knowing how Calvin is treated by his father, you’re perfectly right, poor Calvin …
Not at all I guess?
The Atari 2600, yes (but just RAM, no persistent storage of course)
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Third panel is gold 😃
Nice try OpenAI
#define if while // 🤪
You may let them sleep in your house and feed them, but generally, other people’s cats are none of your business.
Update: and take pictures and post them of course. This is the Internet after all.
Vacuum isn’t strong, air pressure is. But the answer to your question is gravity.
The definition of death is that it is not reversible, so it would mean that the person never was dead in the first place.
Heard the same (keep the best for themselves, only sell the inferior stuff) about Spanish olive oil, Italian pasta, and Chinese everything.