Your city has a cool vibe.

The Sopranos theme music

Americans need to stop shooting schools and start shooting CEOs

My wife and my bandmates

This guy needs to be in prison. Irresponsible shitbag

You want a guy who’s not interested in sex? Have you considered just befriending gay men? Or dating a guy closer to 50?

Seriously, almost guy your age is on the prowl…

Stories are lame and I literally never watch them unless a sexy woman is involved

If it really matters to you then just say “Hey babe, I notice that you never watch my stories, but you’re on my mind when I make them”

Don’t make it about comparing. Just make it about him meeting your basic expectations of a distance relationship. If he continues to come up short, well… Life is too short to be seven hours away from your partner. I’m sure there are plenty of available folks in your area

And yeah, just don’t sweat if he’s got some thirsty follows. It’s similar to porn so maybe find something you can both enjoy together 🤷🏻‍♀️ or maybe get him to talk about it in a non-judgmental conversation

OK and…? So because Amazon bought the franchise I am supposed to care about this dated character from the 60s appearing in New films?

Oh! A chud!

Who’s clamoring for another James Bond movie in 2025? Literally who? What ground is left to cover there?

Edit: these responses are hilarious

Cheating on homework is basically the only use case for LLMs so… Why is it this surprising?

These guys aren’t corporate though

This will just fuck waiters harder