Big Laundry is my rapper name.

Looking forward to when the king of Denmark finally achieves victory over the belligerent United States and turns it into a socialist hellscape with universal healthcare, free university, and sensible gun control.

This fella is clearly thriving

My dad would print this meme out and mail it to me if he knew how to rightclick

What SCP is this?

Uno reverse challenge: It’s your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?

The state of Western Australia is bigger than all of Europe.

Totally not a cult

Can I pet that dawg?!

Athelstan from Vikings.

Like crime dramas and such?

Hollow spaghetti. Impossible to suck it, because it has a vent hole.

Sure it’s fine when you work in a bakery, but in a gynecologists office…

Oppenheimer.

It’s probably an interesting movie, but holy shit each shot is less than 3 seconds long and it just cuts around to different camera angles every 3 seconds for 2 hours…

Not only was this making me feel physically sick and disoriented, but this erodes tension in the film and is completely unnecessary. You don’t need 14 shots of someone walking down a damn hallway or having a think, you need one (1).

Take all that shit out and you’re probably left with a story worth actually telling.

LFS is a weird fundamentalist sect.

Faith without works is dead

I miss RIF, but it’s for the better. Lemmy moves too slow for me to doomscroll it forever, so I’ve started putting my phone down more.

I’ve started reading books again, even in public, when I’m waiting for someone or something. My mind is slowing down and getting more peaceful.