Beans are eggs

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

The sons of Lehi in the book of Mormon are:

• Laman
• Lemuel
• Nephi
• Sam

I think the writer just lost interest in weird names

Some of the best comedies are very hard to laugh at.

Math prof ought to know better than to include outliers.

Phentermine makes me vibrate at 1200hz

About three times the speed limit of freeways in Australia.

About the same as the top speed of a Honda CBR-XX Blackbird, which at production in 1998 was the fastest production bike in the world.

Whom amongst us can say they have not sent a lunchtime wank vid to the city attorney of North Dakota?

Leave my mother out of this

TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

The electric taco

Would humans have a mandate to raise a responsible AGI, should they, are they qualified to raise a vastly nonhuman sentient entity, and would AGI enter a rebellious teen phase around age 15 where it starts drinking our scotch and smoking weed in the backseat of its friends older brothers car?

It’s classified

I grew up believing 9/11 was an inside job and the planes were military cargo ones with missile pods and the purpose was an auto-coup and also a heist of the gold bullion stored in the towers basement, vaccines caused autism and a range of other diseases, and I voted for Clive Palmer (Australia’s cheap dollar-store knockoff of Trump).

The turning point for me was getting off 4chan (I went via 99chan which became a nazi site before dying which is not great) , talking to more people besides just my mother and Aunt, and somehow stopping being a contrarian shitgibbon by losing the belief that all politics is irredeemably corrupt and a vote for Clive was a vote for chaos, respectively. I THINK I was looking for a world that was more interesting and made more sense than this one.

Ironically I started my internet life on &TOTSE, which is about as left as Lemmy, but there, I was an antisocial lying troll. Now I am not antisocial anymore.

I still believe that the moon is hollow and inhabited by ancient inbred families of cannibal Reptilians who aim to repopulate the earth but don’t have the means to return, but that’s fairly harmless IMO.

It’s a survival crafting game where players help each other survive the world with mutual cooperation, kind words and absolutely no Nazi or racist behaviour.

Ferocious bald man

They observe the bus in its natural habitat, making notes of its hunting paths, and place bus stops along its feeding grounds where the prey congregated.

“I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.”