I reject the premise that I should eat sunflower seeds of any brand. They’re bird food. Pumpkin seeds are exponentially better.

Yeah, I never really liked him before, but I’m down with his recent villain arc.

There’s so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They’ll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They’ll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.

Ain’t that a bitch?

Try to find the nearest shaman, apothecary or herbalist and trade my future clothes/pocket contents for some hallucinogens and painless poison. I ain’t living through a time before electricity.

He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.

Donald Glover

If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve.

My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts.

Bicentennial Man

Put it on a table right in front of Marcy, who is (naturally) assigned to a pillory forever.

Every bunny was kung-fu fighting!

Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?

I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.

orbititting goth girlfriend

Does Game Over Gruntilda count?

If not, then maybe Orangutan Daisy Duke Candy Kong?

Is other seating outlawed in this scenario, or just no one has the capability to conceive of a chair or bench? Or does physics just not abide a seat in this universe?

…is it possible to sit on tables?

Did Pillars 2 implement its turn based mode as something you can toggle, like the Pathfinder games? That’s my favorite implementation. RTwP for blowing through trash, TB for the big fights.

Oh for sure! Just rewatched it a few weeks ago actually.

“My body… is a roadmap of pain.”

Watch the Re-animator movies. He gets to be the lead! He has a knack for delivering B-horror scripts with the gravitas of the finest stage actors.