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I appreciate your efficient inclusion of the keywords that tell me I would absolutely hate this. Enjoy the game!

Nah, Witchistan’s national anthem is much more of a banger.

Aside from the more well-known greats people have already mentioned, I have to nominate Herc’s Adventures and MediEvil 1 and 2.

How we haven’t seen a new MediEvil game in the age of souls likes baffles me. Souls combat with Dan’s goofy comedy in an open, interconnected Gallowmere? Please take my money.

I also wouldn’t mind seeing a new game in that style LucasArts used for Herc, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Ghoul patrol. But with them under the mouse, it’s probably as likely as another Monkey Island.

I can’t imagine it’s much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.

DULLARD for cheat mode on SNES and I think Genesis Mortal Kombat.

Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

Intricate character building with multi-class synergies. Is. My. Shiiiiiit!

Small wonder I love BG3 and Owlcat’s Pathfinder games.

This guy has the lobes for business.

I like fiction podcasts, and the main one I’m working through currently is The Magnus Archives. Each episode is a short first-person paranormal horror story, and they start out pretty standalone, eventually building more background and connections between the stories and adding more “frame story” about the people collecting these tales. I wouldn’t say it’s an SCP clone, but it’s kind of shaped similarly.

Also reminds me a bit of this quote from GK Chesterton (paraphrased): “Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

Jeff Dunham makes Larry the Cable Guy look like Bill Hicks.

I think it’d definitely work that way for your more silly putty shapeshifters like Morph. Someone like Mystique could probably close up cuts and holes, but I’m not sure she could like siphon some mass from other areas to regrow a hand, say.