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Cake day: January 30th, 2025

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  • Keep an eye for cute butts and use them like landmarks.

    “What did you do today?”

    “Well, I got coffee at around 9:15 at the cafe with the cute waiter wearing his tight jeans with the wallet rub on the right back pocket. I had a meeting at 10:30 where Melissa picked up the pencil she dropped. Went to the UPS Store during my lunch break where I stood behind the silver fox with the tight cargo pants…”

    Make that thirst work to your advantage.