As an American there is no people on this planet I hate more than fellow Americans

I sometimes use my cat. Then he cleans himself and the circle of life continues.

This week Im going to petition the Michigan government to build a yuge wall between us and Ohio. I don’t want any more chronic masterbaters roaming our streets, they belong in Cleveland.

Terrible purchase. Already out $800 mil and a dump doesn’t make that much money or Elon Musk would own one.

Windows users: what the hell is a .HEIC file? Must be a virus.

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn’t there a glazed hot dog?

Growing my own beans this year. I’ll have to wait all summer but by August I should finally get to eat something

Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.

I am going this route cause I just want to be able to speak it, not write a book one day: https://podcast.innerfrench.com/e/lcp001/

I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|

Lol. My cat can legally drink next year.

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

And yet these days they have no problem with putting up their Trump idols everywhere.

My cat has developed an appetite for goldfish crackers. The very same crackers my kid drops all the time. Crunch, crunch, crunch.

Sometimes I get the urge to go check Reddit. But not with that app of theirs, thru Firefox on my mobile and never logged in. Well after trying to view a few things it’s so buggy and broken and sometimes it doesn’t go back to the threads and just stays in the page I was viewing and suddenly the urge is gone. It’s so badly coded.

Vanilla is ok but have you ever huffed almond extract? Only a drop tho

Just cleaning up after your whitewashing. Good try though. Their community is just a bunch of trolls like you said. I’m glad the instance I use block overtly toxic ones.

Rush printing job, paid for express shipping, etc. Printer is in Fort Worth where the UPS location frequently has power issues (don’t understand why but years of reddit complaints corroborate it). Stickers were supposed to arrive a week beforehand but printer sent them ground instead and now completely lost. I tried to use another company besides Stickermule but then this crap happens. 5000 stickers I will have no use for after the tradeshow. I feel your irritation.

Sorry this is not true. They are very aggressive and attack every viewpoint harshly when it disagrees with their very radical beliefs. The reason instances ban them is they are not here for the conversation. Nothing good comes from that community, only confrontation.

If I survived the ending of Google+ these kids can survive their tick tocks closing too