Crime always pays. The thief gets the goods and the victim gets the insurance payout. Last time my car was stolen I had left a Rembrandt in my trunk and got far more than my 2006 Chevy Aveo was worth from insurance.

The Spanish roll their tongues, the British swallow theirs

They’re not even identical, they are actually 2 distinct persons. What’s the point?

I mean, you can take it out of the shipping box but it stacks pretty good with the others if you don’t.

Downhill bicycle speed record, followed by Most gruesome bicycle accident.

I wake up every morning hoping to read good news. I mean, with that diet it’s inevitable.

It’s just my yard. That spot had a 40ft row of overgrown honeysuckles. They had to have been 20ft tall. So I also wanted to remove the enormous root balls.

Plant too many for them to eat it all

I love tomato plants, they make you feel like you are a champion grower. I took clones of a good one i had last year and grew them indoors all winter. I’ve had to cut them down twice cause they grew so fast. Already 3ft tall wrapped around a cone and ready for next month to be planted. I expect to be buried in tomatoes this summer.

I just cross my fingers and check the soil moisture regularly in the dry periods. If it doesn’t survive then I just assume I need something else to plant in that spot. I’ve seen a lot of people have difficulty with blueberries and it usually has to do with water management so I go all out on mine.

I have a 46in pine stump and roots that need to be removed so I’m guessing it will fill in some of that void. Don’t think I can manually do that one tho.

I only planted 2 yesterday. It felt like a lot of work for 2 small plants lol. I still have another one to plant but I have to axe out a 12in tree stump first

Making apple pies is much harder cause you have to build a universe first. I just skip right past those recipes.

Love the leaves, I will have to grow some now

I just have to hope he, or a stranger chipmunk uses it. Don’t have snakes or rats to worry about where I live. If it wasn’t for this guy though I never would have bothered

I have a chipmunk that lives in my front porch. Every morning when the sun hits it he gets out and sings his song for at least 15 minutes straight. It’s so loud :) I have to replace the porch this year and will be building a chipmunk home within it for him.

AC only goes on when it’s 90 out. Used it 5 times last year. People can adapt. It’s like cutting sugar from your diet.

Tomatoes are notorious for being impossible to remove from a burger. 6 children died last year trying to remove them. So many vegetable-adverse people put through incredible pain having to ask for it to be held. When will this injustice end?

Almost as solid as this DIY build from a redditor

This is why I use mbin over Lemmy. Better hot algorithm.