That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

The way this is shot, it looks like he’s mostly underwater. Took me a second to realize it was an optical illusion.

Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

I really like manchego…

My glow in the dark butt plug is always there for me in the dark.

Clever girl

And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

Have you stopped to consider that you are part of the problem that is driving people away from here?

Play with Franklin, I dare you.

That’s a valid point.

For context, I was on the internet before the Web was invented.

I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

Fuck dude, we’re all autistic.

To be clear, native Germans are far better at English than most Americans are at this point.

TBH, I might struggle to actually shoot anyhing if it’s as gorgeous as the limited gameplay videos I’ve seen are depicting it. Slow paced walking simulator where you are challenged to spot wildlife, yes please.

Get back in your loch.

Thirded.