Hahaha…true, and not too many big cats wear collars with bells when running around. Coming from a baked-goods-kitten, I totally trust you!

Thank you for taking one for the team.

Also prevents you from eating birds. Or so the cats tell me.

Probably a very niche answer, but Korbel winery in California has gone above and beyond to help me out on several occasions, and real people actually answer the phone when you call customer service. I don’t know anything about their owner or politics, but I’ve had nothing but outstanding experiences with them.

Have a dedicated, clear, consistent place to leave your keys when home. Work too, if applicable.

I was looking as photos of cassowaries, as one does, and thought they looked like an animal no one wants to cuddle, so I’m trying to dispel that myth.

(J/k…don’t try to cuddle them…unless you want a talon to the gut. In that case, do.)

Move on and not think about it at all.

Sometimes the way the seams are sewn makes them more comfortable to have on the “right way around” so the sock material is a buffer between the seam and your foot. May not apply to all socks.

That works too. Feudal lords are the new slumlords, but also the OG slumlords.

I know you (probably) meant landlord, but your typo cracked me up. I shall now go pray to my elevator gods for continued ascension.

Leeches are still used in some surgeries.

I realize I’m in the minority, but I love working on the weekends and then taking Mondays and Tuesdays off to do stuff when things are less crowded. Flex time is amazing.

I can personally attest to watching in 3B-vision. It was excellent, you hoser.

Strange Brew

It’s only 5, and assuming this is a desk job and not something where you actually get filthy and stinky, I don’t think it’s a big deal.

I have the Ladurée macaron cookbook and I look at it frequently, and then go buy a lesser version of the cookie and pretend I’m happy.

Sorry I’m doing such a shitty job of it. I’ll try to step up my game tomorrow. I should have brought Strongmad with me. He’d get the job done.

Damn. You figured me out. Now I need to change my username to CuddlyTortoise.

They don’t know what Reddit is in the least. Using email can occasionally be a challenge. They’re hippy artist types. Mostly they only know Facebook so they can sell their art. It’s a different life.

Fair. I’ve been trying to explain Lemmy and the Fediverse to my non-tech friends and it has been…entertaining.