AMD is laughing. They were already overpriced and bad value for the money.

Imagine a toddler who thinks they can beat up you, a grown adult because it learned some karate. That’s how threatening you are to a gorilla.

Because the cigarette lighter plug totally supplies enough wattage to power a heat plate that gets hot enough to burn pancakes

Cloaca-Cola

Besides the obvious ripoff, is there some sort of fraudulent or tax reason why they would make the employee pay for it?

Windows: “OK, I’ll keep asking every day just in case you change your mind. Then one day I’ll just do it without asking”

Windows: “There is something wrong with that weird drive I’ve just found. Do you want me format it to ‘fix’ it?”

Me: “Alright Windows, your permission to exist on my computer has been revoked.”

Narrator: “Turned out Windows never needed Edge to work”

Even cheaply you can still easily find something to make buttons that are of a consistent size and shape. And not put one of them on top of the edge panel of the console like one of them is on the picture. This is a typical telltale sign of AI: things that aren’t uniform when they should be and are located in nonsensical places.

There is also asymmetry and sewing lines that make no sense between the left and right gloves and what looks like is supposed to be a pair of pens on his upper right arm is just two nonsensical blobs of crome texture.

No one seems to know about what movie or show this is supposed to be from either…

Look at the red buttons by the guy’s right hand. They look like a bunch of skittles of different sizes. It is definitely AI

Imagine living in a country that has turn to shit so long ago that you can’t believe that it is possible for people can be motivated to work without resorting to the constant threat of being left to die if they don’t.

Now more than ever should be a good time for anyone who hasn’t done it yet to watch Schindler’s List. I think everyone should watch this movie. Boring historical facts and statistics do not convey it the way the movie does.

Anyone who hasn’t watched Charlie Chaplin’s The Great Dictator really should. In the movie they mock how Mussolini was simping for Hitler and wanted to impress him by trying to one-up him at every occasion.

This is totally what Trump is trying to do with Putin right now. Trump is a Putin simp desperate to get his attention.

Or that they’re holding the bow drawn for a long period of time, waiting for the order to “fire”.

Long bows averaged a 200lb draw weight. Try holding that for 5 minutes.

TIL the obsession over taking in all the groceries in one trip isn’t an exclusively human trait.

Elon Musk: “Let’s have it run the government. But fire everyone before we try it first.”

If I ever got tired of my car and wanted to burn it down somewhere safe and legal to do it, I’d do it the same way as it is usually done for any kind of car: break the window, douse the inside with a flammable liquid and light it up. I’d also have to be very careful while lighting it because if the flammable fumes have time to build up inside before being lit, it could explode and injure the person lighting it.

Additionally, if anything Fail videos have taught me is that fooling around with flammable liquids and fire can quickly go very bad. I would also have a friend with a natural fiber blanket nearby just in case.

If you lack true talent in your workforce, you can’t make up for it by throwing more people and money at it.

Additionally, if you have true talent in your workforce, YOU LET THEM DO THEIR THING.

Is that actually a thing? I haven’t used Windows in a year.

In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.