I rapid-fire solve technical problems all day.

I also place orders. But that’s the easy stuff.

It takes a special kind of stupid to use the term “blueMAGA”.

Thanks conservatives, non-voters, and 3rd party voters.

You’re reaaaaaal smart. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

You can repeat “smoke and mirrors” as many times as you want. Doesn’t change that the parties vote VERY differently. Doesn’t change that one party got me affordable healthcare when I was young when the other one basically told me to go fuck myself. Doesn’t change that one illegally attempted to overturn an election and the other didn’t. Doesn’t change that one stripped women of a federally protected human right while the other didn’t.

There are so many examples of the parties not being the same that there’s no other way to look at your opinion than as ignorant to the extreme.

A quick perusal of the voting history of both parties destroys this ridiculous opinion.

pArTy Of SmALL gOvErNmEnT

It’s a combination of them being young and dumb, but also being brought up mind-fucked by social media from the beginning of their lives.

The Mandalorian

Noped out after season 1. They revealed his face during a filler episode, during a boring scene, instead of waiting an episode or two longer for the real gut punch reveal at the end of the last episode.

It was stupid. It killed what would have been one of the best face reveals in cinema history. I had no patience for the show after that. Almost didn’t bother finishing the rest of the season. I don’t really care what their reasons were. Contractual. Whatever. Don’t care.

Growing up in the 80s, Bert and Ernie were the most realistically stable television couple. They argued but loved each other, no question about it.

That’s some real shit.

I feel this so hard.

Hey look, an “elite” with absolutely no concept of how actual reality works, who’s just trying to stir up a base consisting of people with IQs smaller than their shoe size.

I promise you, if I could stay home all day and play video games by somehow using free healthcare, I’d be doing it.

Go on Google Maps and go to South America. Start pretty zoomed out then start zooming in a bit and you’ll start to see all the grey, light green, and brown areas eating away at the dark green areas that are the Amazon like a cancer killing its host. A ton of it is already gone. Another few generations and it’ll disappear.

Speedrunners

It’s on sale for $3 right now. Awesome 4 player competitive racing game without split screen so everyone gets maximized view. Way different than Mario Kart so it won’t be a repetitive experience for them. This is the Steam-based couch coop that’s lasted longest in my friends group.

Tricky Towers

Tetris game, but the catch is you build upwards to a finish line and physics play a role, so the tower can lean and collapse.

TowerFall Ascension

Competitive platformer shooter. No split screen. One large screen for everyone. My favorite aspect is all the options you can change to switch up the gameplay. Coop mode and PvP mode.

Mount Your Friends

A personal favorite of mine. Not necessarily for kids, even though I don’t think it’s anything beyond maybe PG-13. It’s hilarious. It can be pretty competitive. You can choose to build upwards or outwards. I think outwards is more fun. You can watch gameplay videos and determine if it’s appropriate for the kids in question.

Others have pointed out games like A Way Out, the Trine series, and Split Fiction. Those are all great. But they’re longer, story-based puzzle games that take more time than you may have for them to finish. Trine allows 3 players, but the others only allow 2.

GUMMI BEARS, BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE!!!

Also, literally eating gummi bears right now.

Anything with the word “premium” attached to it goes on my ignore list.

There are so many games out there these days that I really don’t feel pressure to buy any single title.

The Warrior’s Way (2010)

I mean this isn’t really a question.

He’s doing it.

In the open.

And it’s obvious.

But our country is too pathetic to stop this blatant corruption, which just means we’ll sink deeper into corruption and the middle class will disappear. Ensuring that we’ll be poorer and work until we die.

This is not the home of the brave. We’re pathetic and weak.

I’d take that chance.

He’s a cult leader. Cults tend to collapse after the cult leader dies. It was so close to the election I don’t think there would have been enough support for another Republican to win in the chaos that would have ensued within the Republican party.

It almost certainly would have resulted in a better future.

Kid shouldn’t have aimed for the head. Harder to hit and nothing there anyway.

American taxpayers funding a parade for a felon rapist traitor who’s destroying our economy and nuking the middle class.

What a wonderful country we have.

Home of the brave my fucking ass.

Looking into purchasing a firearm. Too many stupids in this country. Have to protect myself.