More hyperbole from the media based on the stupid drivel that pours out of the old man Trumps mouth.

Lactose bigotry is amazing. I want to add Gluten Fascist to the list

Yes. But how?

Netenyahu likes the Nazis, if it wasn’t for them he wouldn’t have had a country to run.

Mood chart: which Picasso cat are you?

We are barely prepared for a sunny day. Reservoirs running dry when the moon is too bright and the water providers dropping hosepipe bans if the weather is anything other than a torrential downpour

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.