You’re not at all wrong with the first part.

But I can tell you with hair like that, you can actually just roll out of bed and have it look good. But that presupposes you’ve actually taken care of the hair and that it’s cut well.

Definitely wasn’t a great stylist if that’s how unevenly they cut the front, but also that dudes hair is kinda dry, so perhaps with product he could make it look better.

I had horrible problems with a frizzy mess of hair until started using a leave in conditioner spray and a bit of hair oil. I also sleep with a silk bonnet. But yeah, when there’s a suitable amount of both, the next day I’ll just wake up and slightly brush it and it looks great. Whereas last year I couldn’t even get a brush through it. And if I don’t wear the bonnet I don’t need to brush even, as it squishes the hair a bit.

If I style it I use a tiny bit pomade, but like a really soft one. Almost like a cream.

But yeah you’re definitely right that someone should teach men about hair care. I’m still just learning but my hair is already much better. Just would’ve enjoyed knowing these things in my 20’s for a gorgeous mane. I don’t have male pattern baldness in my family really but it does thin a bit.

No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

What gap?

I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

The upper third of Finland is in the Arctic circle, I should remind you.

Do you disagree that the further away from the equator you go, the less sun you get, and the less effective that sunshine is?

I should like to remind you that Finland has the highest prevalence of blondes in the world. And what is that an adaptation to, do you know?

I’m just joshing you about the incest, but it is a thing.

However it’s a bit more complex as to why Northern Europe has less gingers, and I’m sure it’s not because there’s no invest.

https://www.eupedia.com/genetics/origins_of_red_hair.shtml#45th_parallel

Uh, the Northern latitudes have a bit to do with it, sure.

But you’ll notice the northern most part of Scotland is still further south than the southernmost point of Finland, yet there’s less gingers.

Do you know another thing which influences the prevalence of gingers?

Incest.

“But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”

Well idk if that is so much charity as being politically cunning.

Had he not released them, he’d have seemed petty and the already bad relations with the Dunkirkers would’ve been worse.

So I don’t think the original story holds anymore truth than the image of Putin riding a bear. Sure maybe it’s roughly the physique Putin once had, years ago, and that’s what a bear running in water looks like, but he definitely never rode one.

Velociraptors were like the size of a chicken and then they’ll bring it back with a chicken “mold” and they’ll just be like angry bald chickens. Not good, but, like… I’m not Link. I can use shotguns.

I tried that once maybe, but there was a remake of the first one in like 95 or 96, same year or before than 7 I think. Or perhaps two or three years Idk.

I just remember that the “3rd one” was “the crappiest looking one” for some reason. Hmm I wonder what 2 even was. And 4th was famously lost, right?

Man I had a hard time getting through those adult quiz filters as kid who barely understood some English. But the horniness for digital boobies or even innuendo was strong. Just strong forced it basically if I didn’t understand the question or the context.

No it’s not. It’s the same water you get in the shower.

The angle is such that the balls are only tangentially related to the business and may get wet because you gave the nozzle a bit too strong a squeeze and there’s generally spray everywhere anyway.

You have a nozzle with unlimited water coming out of it. Even if it was directly shitwater, it won’t be after the first two seconds since the clean water has rinsed everything.

But basically your arsehole is at the furthest edge anyway so usually there’s no need to towel or paperdry the balls or the taint at all, as the water comes in an angle that then doesn’t end up touching the balls.

Pronunciation with lef- is common in Britain, and spellings to reflect it date back to 14c., but the origin of this is a mystery (OED rejects suggestion that it comes from old confusion of -u- and -v-).

https://www.etymonline.com/word/lieutenant

I’d rather have slightly moist balls than a shitty ass tbh. And that’s why you have an arsetowel, to dry yourself off. That or spending a lot on paper.

The seven is very advanced compared to the first one at least.

When I was a kid I remberer thinking of 7 as a modern game and the old ones, as well, old. But since the first came out in 87, and this would’ve been in like 97 or 98 or 99, it would’ve been pretty accurate.

Now they’re obviously all old but there’s quite a difference between 87 and 96 in gaming. More than the difference between 2025 and 2016, easily.

Hugh Grant’s middle name is Mungo.

War.

But… none of it is based in reality, nor do people really behave like that in reality?

Yeah, but like, I watch shows to escape from the brutal crutch of reality.

Like Star Trek. Or something set in the past.

There’s a whole bunch or drug shows I haven’t watched which people think I would like, because I advocate for the legalisation of drugs. But that’s exactly why I don’t like them; they show the shitty reality that would be so easy to change.

Oh I never watched “man in the high castle” either. Well a lot of S1 but got bored of it.

Oh damn, eat some calcium, bro.

Handmaid’s Tale.

Never got through even a single episode.

Would it be worth it? Is there vindication or is it just endless boring patriarchy?

Walking Dead. There’s like several shows and a dozen seasons each, although I actively avoided it since it started about, not into zombies shows.

Squid Game, never really like dubs and just didn’t get into listening Korean yet.