The background story had a lot less pictures than I was hoping 😔

…ew

L. Ron Hubbard might have thoughts if he was alive.

Some billionaires

Lobbyist s for big corporations

It just makes a fuckload of economic sense if you’re not dumb or some evil Handmaid’s Tale-style piece of shit

Bro you can’t just call out 80 of elected government officials like that, you may hurt their feelings.

I’ll take Tell us your fetish without telling us your fetish for 400 Alex.

I’m so sorry, right there with ya

My brother in Christ, why must you inform us of cool things and leave us with less free time? 🫠

Kiwi bird in New Zealand? Chance in a million.

Insert evil laugh here

Even better when instead of recursive function calls, it a recursive process fork!

his name is Franklin

Aww

you’re shitting remotely now too?

Do we tell them about the remote shit technology that just landed from Uranus?

my ethics book

You sure you’re not looking though a pamphlet for Baconfest?

Getting onto a short term contract sounds like a good next move.

I would extend this as well to solicitors.

🎶Zack Morris is trash🎶

My question is why is this person not already there. Some talent scout is sweating right now

Wooaaahhhh