DickFiasco@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good morning I choose making the best of what you have.
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5 days agoJust don’t hit any samsquanches with it.
Just don’t hit any samsquanches with it.
Is this Alaska? I feel like every small town in Alaska has a parking lot like this.
Tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake, dammed alligator just popped up. Cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard’s eyes out.