Later, virgins!

Red Hat: teacher’s pet

#3 is the key I think. Valve’s business model is figuring out what their customers want and then providing it to them. Amazon’s model is to capture enough market share so they can start the enshitification process.

A 3.5mm-to-Bluetooth adapter that can do simultaneous headphones + mic. I have a device with no Bluetooth, only a 3.5mm TRRS jack (headphones+mic). I want to connect it to a wireless Bluetooth headset but the only adapters I can find won’t do both at the same time, only one or the other.

Man, seeing myself in all these memes almost makes me think I could have ADHD. That would be too funny, right? …right?

Lolll. This is me exactly.

Nature’s equivalent of locking the car door when a group of dubious youths walk by.

I recently saw $9/dozen in New Jersey.

Too soon.

I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don’t eat gutter water.

Can I get the same adapter in black?

chainsaw revs up

Yeet, yote, have yotten. I believe that last one is the present perfect tense.

This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

Pabst is a metaphor for the USA: started off as a small brewery founded by immigrants, eventually grew to be a large, successful company, then was slowly run into the ground by a bunch of businessmen who knew nothing about making good beer. Eventually sold to a private equity firm who will milk the last few dollars out the brand name.

That’s America in a can.

Maybe lay off the drugs for a few days, Elon.

Jamie Zawinski for the win.

New season of Black Mirror looks lit af.

Submitting proof that you’re not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:

• to prove that they are not a bot
• to prove that they are a human
• both of the above

In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you’re not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.