A small fee rather than a small fine, surely?

‘two men who tasted it’… From the wiki article. What the actual fuck. ‘Let’s try the random sky meat’.

I enjoy being breastfed, shitting myself, and mewling.

It’s awful. It appears to know things to the layman, but if you actually know anything about a subject, you’ll notice that more often than not it is incorrect.

I confused him with Peter Hitchens for a minute, and was about to say that he’s a complete cunt.

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I’m just a customer so he can sit there if he likes. Unless we’re talking Joffrey as I couldn’t deal with his horrid little face.

Happy to say there are no chavs round my way, nor council flats, so none.

I’m in England and have no dollars, so the answer is ‘none’.

He’s not on a lead, but he’s old, deaf, and blind, so he couldn’t catch an animal if it was right in front of him.

We go for a walk with the kids and dog, and he follows. Cats do what they want.

They make this noise and another raspy noise, a bit like a cat hissing, when I walk past a tree behind home with my cat. They don’t seem happy about the cat being there, despite him being 21, half blind and deaf, and not even noticing them. They’ve even thrown acorns at us.

Unrelated, but I can’t say I have seen anyone write 4-3 years rather than 3-4 years. It feels backwards, like saying out and over, or z to a.

That’s glowering, not glaring.

Where’s the funny?

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I have no idea what any of this means.

Look at those creepy little pig eyes in that mouth.

It’s not 1920. Tank tops can be underwear or just a sleeveless t-shirt. Do you get all lightheaded when you see a lady’s ankle?

Can women wear a tank top / vest top? Presumably so, therefore it’s ok for you.