I just find the fact that crumbl cookie deodorant exists to be a tad bit insane. That was not on my 2025 bingo card.

That wiki has some pretty wild quotes:

Unlike professional hosting services with static IPs, residential plans assign dynamic IP addresses that change as often as the relationship partners of people with borderline personality disorder.

Susan is in HR, not Hannah

What is Hannah’s negative trait?

It provides easy access to search. I understand now though why you wouldn’t want it to open automatically (if you have startup programs you want to see instead).

Why wouldn’t you want the overview at startup?

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