Yep. There’s also a difference between “fuck around and find out” and a 1978 Ford Pinto, since we’re just stating obvious things here…

Yes, no 10 year-old ever threw water at a cat.

“Teach the bully to be more careful before they torment animals.”

I’m sorry, you can’t just say “I built a robot that clears snow”, like it’s no big deal! Do you have more details? Also, please link the video of it blizzarding the teens!

Same thing happened to me. Specifically waited for something expensive, FedEx “attempted” delivery (did not knock or ring the doorbell). I called them to complain, so the delivery driver redelivered and was apparently irritated that I did so because the box and contents were now mysteriously damaged…

Exactly. Just yesterday I had to recommend someone use an actual lubricant for a lock…

Beautiful. A smooth-opening door is like a well-oiled machine. That’s not quite a machine.

Would you go to a Harlem Globetrotters game and complain when they pull out a springboard and start doing stunt slam dunks?

I did, so Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate made fun of me, I became verbally abusive, and then they asked me to leave.

They can snooze a lil while supervising!

OP should definitely enforce boundaries, but this sounds like a fetish, which is fucked up, especially for the dad. If you’re an adult, you know your child is in the next room, and you’re banging at “max volume”, you’re wanting to be heard. 🤮

So… we need to cut all the cows in half?

What a cutie! 🤩

I don’t know, if you look around her edges you’ll find evidence of… no, you’re right. That’s a 100% certified catloaf.

Exactly the same energy!

Do you pay your employees fairly, or funnel all the wealth to the top and investors? Why the fuck would you expect anything other than mediocrity??

What’s the average rainfall in the Amazon basin?

She tells me to burn things…

Not at all! This 120 year-old girl is doing just fine…

Bruh. For how many years did Windows make every luddite, child, and grandparent default Administrator with full, unprompted access to install viruses, run scripts, and delete system files?

Personally, I hate the ribbon. I’ve learned where everything is on my corporate Windows computer, but the placement of everything and whether it’s an icon or not still seems arbitrary. I’m glad LibreOffice offers the option, though…