If you have been in my home, you’ve probably witnessed a middle-aged man trying his best while screaming “it’s just beans!” at a cat that won’t stop meowing at the can opener…

I know action choreography.

Show me…

What doesn’t make you want to do drugs??

Well, he might rape the gorilla, then everyone will spend the next 2 decades defending him…

Actual cannibal, Shia LeBeouf…

Keep in mind Rockstar cancelled single-player DLC content for Grand Theft Auto V. Why? Because online Shark cards (microtransactions currency) made them too much money. That’s a fact. They literally cancelled the paid, story-driven DLC they were already planning on making and selling simply because it wouldn’t have made them the most amount of money. So it was deleted, never finished, and will never be released.

They made 8 and a half BILLION dollars from GTA V!!!

You think a publisher like that is hurting? You think I’ll ever buy anything from them again?? Especially not at $80/90/100…

Actually, the best way is to post a question to Reddit.

“Are my texts still coming from my email?”

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I’m a little fuzzy on some of them…

You didn’t pet him?

For subscriptions, I highly recommend using disposable cards like Privacy.com (no affiliation, just a customer). If I want to try out Prime, or Starz, or a “free until…” promotional offer, I just spin up a card. It’s connected to my bank account, locked to that single merchant, and they can’t charge more than whatever spending limit I put on that card. Honestly, I don’t always even sign in to a service to cancel, it’s much easier to just pause or delete a card, and then they can’t charge you anymore. It’s free for us because they collect a small portion of the transaction amount (like Visa, PayPal, etc)…

To shreds, you say?

How could you not!? 🤩 They’re perfect for hearing you calling for them no matter where they are. So Mocha can ignore you…

It’s Mocha-sized.

No, it was just a silly throwaway joke! I’m probably not the right target user, but if I end up trying it, I’ll give you feedback…

Alamo Drafthouse, or another decent cinema won’t hesitate to kick distracting people out.

“Also, since I’m a cat, I have no idea how capitalization works.”

Clever girl…

“Pictures of Shrek porn Enter Enter test search Why is this not working? Shit, am I still sharing? Ctrl-Z Ctrl-Z Fuck, that doesn’t work!? I WAS HACKED. [Disconnected]”

Once or twice a day!? Why the hell am I doing this job??