“Trying”? She should have listened to Yoda.

Like a Mario looking for his Luigi…

That’s not fair. Some of them are scamming the large toddlers!

that uppity African-American with several baby mommas

I have no idea who you’re referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?

Don’t underestimate! I was brushing my teeth and my electric toothbrush ran out of AIs. ☹️

We wear Calvin & Hobbes underwear, duh.

Uh, watch out for Kesha Shadow Being, World-Ender behind them! The very reality around them seems to distort…

I mean, they fired their last CEO that carefully planned and executed his plan to design and manufacture them (GPUs).

Pacifiers, glowsticks, water bottles…

I already didn’t love elevators, but now you’ve unlocked a new fear! Trapped in an elevator, that is then trapped inside rubble…

Once, anywhere in the world, any point in time is too often.

I worked with a John Smith who came from Chicago. He would joke about hiding from the mob. At least I think he was joking…

Food!? How long you expecting to be stuck in the elevator??

I read a YA book about someone methodically planning, then stealing a computerized chess board (a big deal in the 80’s/early 90’s). They recorded people saying different words for the audio message telling the clerk to lock themself in the BATHROOM, timed it out, etc. While this obviously wasn’t me, it always stuck with me, and I somehow got secondhand guilt from it…

So you’re responsible for them closing!

Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking ‘submit’…

Your point really doesn’t land. Netflix released a movie? Okay… And?

“Speling”, lol. How offen well I knead that!?

It’s not a “bad look”, it’s abuse. Moderators are supposed to be impartial, that’s the whole point, whether at a political debate, or in an online forum. Censoring one side to support their beliefs would get them fired from any other moderator job on the planet. The only reason they get away with it here is because they do it for free and keep the conversations relatively spam/bot-free.

Well, I’m out of questions.