Trocador has prepaid cards sold for Monero, but I heard prepaid cards are often declined so it is a bit of a lottery. Not tried myself yet, so not sure what it depends on.

“four times twenty and seventeen” in French is the funniest I saw it get.

I cannot imagine spending $1000 on a phone in general. And even more so, I cannot imagine spending $1000 on a phone I cannot even sideload something like Newpipe on.

Since you are seemingly wealthy enough for this - maybe Pixel with GrapheneOS would be a right fit for you? Pixels also have longer support now (although I still think it’s very short, so I’d likely have to switch to Lineage afterwards).

Mine was a similar one, when he said he wanted to find one thrown out and maybe with some tinsel already left on it)

From the context of your previous comments, it seemed like you were talking not about not having a mobile phone in general, but rather a SIMless phone. Using it over Wi-Fi only is indeed doable - but you’d need an Airplane Mode on an OS you can trust, just having no SIM would not be enough.

Also no, I did not have such a job - I don’t understand how this question relates to the conversation.

An IMEI moving around.

You’re just shifting trust though - may be good in some cases, but not universal. Aldo does nothing about the cell tower connections tracking the location.