EntirelyUnlovable

Kids today just don’t know real code

When I was a kid I found a box of detergent powder in the bathroom and on the box there was a happy guy that said “Blimey! It’s lemon-limey!” So I stuck my nose in the box and took a big whiff and if I ever see that guy again

Honestly voice messages make me unreasonably angry. It’s all of the inconvenience of a phone call with none of the immediacy, like voicemail but for every sentence. Thank you for sharing my hatred, I feel less alone

Wait a sec my grandmother is calling me about some pictures I apparently sent her