You didn’t mention the communal ass wiping sponge!

“Don’t stick your tongue out unless you’re gonna use it.”

Not really, she was a crazy ho but also very good looking, plus I was young and stupid (also horny).

Research the shit out of the company and (if possible) your interview board, ask informed questions, and approach the interview as a two way street: You are interviewing them/the company every bit as much as they are interviewing you.

Make sure you actually want to work at this place because you’ll probably be spending at least 40 hours of your life there every week.

It logs literally everything you do with screenshots, then sends it to M$ despite their assurances that it would be local only.

Super invasive!

Herbs are great and easy to grow.

Gardening is awesome. Just had some home made mashed potatoes with chives I grew.

Rice + blackbeans + whatever is around + a tortilla = poverty burritos

Also, potatoes in many forms.

This is why I just use my phone’s hotspot.

Maybe where you live, some other places are much, much more expensive.

If you want one, you could probably find a decent refurbished Thinkpad on eBay or something. Just make sure the radio it has is compatible with whatever spectrums your carrier uses. Tablets also have options for cellular radios.

You can also just buy a new one, but refurbs are good deals if you’re on a budget.

Good old AOL…

I’d agree. I kind of developed a Pavlovian response of excitement to the noise. Back then though, the Internet was nothing like it is now though. There was a time when we didn’t even have websites, we had stuff like Internet Relay Chat (still around actually), Usenet, and subscription services like America Online. There was Gopher, but it really wasn’t the same as the web.

Connecting to dialup and listening to computers scream at each other over the phone line.

That is absolutely an option, you can spec out multiple laptops with cellular radios. It isn’t standard because it costs extra and most people aren’t going to pay an additional bill for another cell line. Typically they’re more common to enterprise environments with people out in the field a lot.

Hotspots are probably still the more common option though, at least in my experience.

Yeah, I don’t see how I have any other option.

There’s definitely things to learn like what bait what fish like, where and when to fish, how to free a snag, how to reel a fish in without losing it, but I’d argue that learning patience is equally important

Doom, Wolfenstein, Duke Nukem, GoldenEye 64, Super Smash Bros, Deus Ex, Toejam and Earl, Tetris for Gameboy, Carmageddon, Quake, Unreal, Betrayal in Antara, Heroes of Might and Magic 2, Super Mario Bros 3, Sonic

You can try

Can’t eat lava because it isn’t food.

“OOOH! What does this button dooo!?”

If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout “DEEDEE, NOOOOO!”

My name isn’t Deedee, but those who get it will get it.

If that isn’t acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!

Otherwise, “OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!”

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oJ09dboUT