FartsWithAnAccent

“Is that 24:00 AM or PM?”

Just add 12 like a math nerd

I am honored to have contributed to the German language.

Oh, it’s just [email protected]

Fixed the link.

Fuck, I’ve been posting the wrong one for weeks!

Yeah, I’ve been considering it myself lol

Do you think you would have given the opportunity?

I have much to learn.

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Any reason you didn’t stay in Germany?

So an arselöschen would be a means of putting out fires with your bum bum!

They made a meme real, in a cave, from a box of scraps!

No there wasn’t.

Be honest and open. I might punch you in the face for threatening me, but you shouldn’t go around threatening people now should you?

Kinda depends on what I’m making, but usually full nuke with a flip or stir partway through.

Mint because it’s $15 a month for unlimited data as long as you renew when they have a sale. You can also refer people and get bonus credits.

Aah, I see. Well, it varies based on what I’ve eaten. I ate maple sausage and scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese and chives for breakfast so I guess it’d be an American fart?

I’m afraid I don’t have one in the chamber though, so no farts to share.

…a sample? Like, you want to whiff farts orrrr?

Probably varies depending on where you live. I don’t even live in a big American city, but we do have access to a wide variety of restaurants including very spicy ones (they have non-spicy options of course, but there’s plenty of places that serve spicy dishes from all over the globe.

That’s pretty much all sports IMO