I think my whole report card the entire time i was in elementary was NEEDS TO APPLY HIMSELF MORE.

Sorry about the mess… dead

Mother nature couldn’t make plastic, so she made man. Now, earth has plastic. Buh BYE, man…!

Hey, don’t worry. Apparently, low-effort videogame movies are about to take over for the next 15-20 years, thanks to CHICKEN JOCKEY.

…the turntables.

“Why do we even HAVE that Gungan?!?!1?”

Fuckin’ A.

That movie is one of the best sources for quotes.

“This little girl survived … with no weapons and no training. Right?”

“That’s great! WHY DON’T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE?!?”

Did Peter Piper predict it was the proper period to put the pepper plants in planters? Or just a vibe?

“Behold! my field of ragrets! Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is fallow!”

I’m just impressed you know what i mean. I appove.

One lower case “r”, and no ragrets.

…a couch!

I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.

Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.

Fuck. I actually lol’d. Ya got me.

I asked a fox that was actually on fire. It said “AIYEEEEEEE!” I trust it’s answer more than chatgpt.

I like that i got to be Hood in this. Always saw myself as more of a Buck.

Permission granted.

T-pose to assert dominance

For what purpose, Master Chief?