I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

Or, perhaps, it’s the scourge of the Disney adult that this is for.

what if you’re not the target audience?!

I’ll bite: who is the target audience, then? Cos it seems like they’re skipping it for the most part, too.

I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

It’s infuriating.

Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What’s the opposite of occam’s razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

You’re either taking to a fanboy or Elon on ket. You ain’t gettin’ through.

“They only paid me to say it once…”

Will he Ket o’ won’t he?

Eye/hand coordination. Pattern recognition. Problem solving. Task prioritization. Cost/benefit analysis. Inventory management. I could probably think of others if i put effort into it.

I know so little about Myanmar, that I was fully expecting a John Oliver gotcha of “you’re so unfamiliar with Myanmar, that you didn’t even notice that’s not Myanmar on the map! That’s Bangladesh!” or something along those lines.

Not enough. Go on to do it four more times.

Add shaving and taking out the trash and feeding, well, everything depending on me to be fed, and…

Conversations at the Edge of Apocalypse by David Jay Brown was interesting, but haven’t read it in quite a while.

South Park and Philosophy by Robert Arp was interesting if I’m remembering correctly (another book that i haven’t read in over a decade,) but it’s accessable.

“How can anybody eat at a time like this? The FlyingSquid is missing! Bush, SEARCH PARTY of three!”

In all my days, I’ve never seen a better comment that asked for a “no u.”

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

I think i found Mr Garrison’s online persona. How’s Mr Hat, haven’t seen him in a while?

Even Tzeentch is like “ow, too soon!”

I LIKE PUGS BUT PREFER BEAGLES!