Instead of:
I am a sociopath
Say:
I am excellent CEO material
Hossenfeffer
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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1·2 days agoYou say that, but I’ve been telling people for years how good I am at shitting into a bucket from the top of a twelve-foot ladder and no-one has ever asked me for help.
1·3 days agoI am smokin’ hot, it’s true.
Given that Australia (7,688,287 square km) became part of Europe in 2015, yes, pretty damned far off.
1·4 days agoCame here for the pipe.
If you want to learn how to use chopsticks, get a couple of friends together and order some really nice Chinese food. Serve it in bowls or on plates on a small table with you and your friends gathered around with a pair of chopsticks each.
The rules of the game are simple:
- you can only eat what you can get to your mouth using chopsticks.
- you can steal food off someone else’s chopsticks with your own.
You will quickly learn how to use the chopsticks!
You’re being paid to be there and to be ready for when that medical emergency does happen.