Thou shall sucketh me c**k Gertrude

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

Is that title font you used available in the latest update because I only have bold, italic, autos delete S and two tepees with a fireman climbing up and down, respectively?

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

Right away.

Make sure she doesn’t put it right out of the dryer.

They live until like 114 yo, so what are they considering middle age?

I can smell that rust chain and rusty crowbar. And papa bear slippers.

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

Shouldn’t it cost -$60 trillion?

Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

Fucking legend

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

The whole foot? In a palace? Sounds amazing. I partake of camel soup too on occasion, but just the toe. although a bit slimy and quite tangy, it’s quite the delicacy. I find a palace setting to be ideal but from an unknown couch or floor ain’t too shabby either.

Was it right more than two times per day?

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.