Bruh, I have trouble with this basic survival task. I blame covid (not even sure if its covid but gotta blame something)

World Domination

/s

Let say, hypothetically, a regulatory agency like the FDA, lets 50% of bad thing get approved.

Well what happens without the FDA?

100% of the bad things will be legal to sell.

So do you still want an FDA even if they are corrupt and let 50% of bad things go through?

And the FDA lets way less than 50% of bad things go through (I don’t have an exact number tho).

I mean, I’d probably mess up so that why I don’t do crime. Doesn’t matter if its an “honorable” crime like robin hood stuff, I’d most likely just fuck up and lool like a fool, and the government will use my attempt as an excuse to increase surveillance and divert more tax dollars to cops.

I’m just not that type of person, so don’t count on me for any revolutionary acts.

Shitty Pro Tips:

Turn on Google Maps Location History and act like a “normie”. (You should probably do this for a few months to establish a good and lenthy history)

Then when you want to do murder surprise deprivation of someone’s life, leave your phone at home and use a pre-recorded voice of you that would activate and use the Google/Siri assistant at the same time as when you do the deed.

Voila, ez alibi!

I mean they might pay, but probably not 80 million. And most likely not a lump sum.

Maybe they’d give you a hideout with a decent allowance every X days, and you have to promise to to never criticize or insult their government, and any internet/phone access will probably be monitored (by the Iranians).

And its not gonna be because they care about you, but just to keep you alive as their pet because its kinda like a middle finger to the US. But you are just a pet to them, not some hero.

Idk its my non-programmer’s impression of what code looks like, sorry if its incorrect 😅

If
"am/pm indicator" = "pm"
AND
"hour" =/= "12"
ADD "12" to "hour"

Else
Ignore the am/pm indicator, time is correct in 24 hour format.

Disclaimer: I am not a programmer, I have no idea if my “code” is written in the correct format.

I found a youtube video demonstrating the use of a bitcoing atm to deposit into a wallet, it did not show any ID or “take a photo of your face” requirements, just a simple deposit, perhaps times have changed?

Lol, the CIA will most definitely have a spy within the ranks of the Iranian government, and even if you somehow avoid the initial identification, the spies would be able to identify you and you get a KGB-style assassination against you (aka: poisoning, or maybe falling out of a window, depending on the agent’s mood), or just a traditional US-style drone strike.

If bitcoin, there are bitcoin ATMs, not sure if these exist for other coins. Find such ATM and buy with cash. Wear a mask and sunglasses and a generic hoodie with the hood up.

Disclaimer: I never used these, only know that they exist.

Yoink the lucky purple shorts (I’ll trespass so fuck the relationship meter requirement), put it in the middle of town.

There’s a reason hairless cats creep me out. I mean, no offense to these cats, they might have great personalities, but my brain just doesn’t like it. Like its “uncanny valley”

I think its just a 9-0 ruling that “claiming to have won an election” does not equate to being “elected” in the legal sense. It’d be silly even for the liberal justice to say he’s ineligible, because of his claims that he won.

That’s definitely gonna be a supreme court question. Who knows how they’d rule.

There’s also the loophole with being chosen as speaker of the house (which does not have to be an elected representative) then being Acting President.

No. I think being “elected” means winning the actual electoral votes and having the results certified.

If he really did had his victory “stolen” (which there were insufficient evidence of btw), then that would would not qualify in sense of the 22nd amendment, since the electors voted Biden and congress certified Biden, so the orange dickhead legally were only elected to one term.

Someone’s claims have no legal weight. (just like a “concession” does not have legal weight either)

TLDR: Basically if orange dickhead’s claim is “I should have been legally declared winner, but did not because ‘it was stolen by democrats’” then its not really inconsistent.

Commit 34 felonies and run for president

More like November 5, 2024

So… abelism is insulting RFK Jr.?

Okay I guess I’m an abelist… 🤷‍♂️

/s but fuck RFK Jr. tho

“I’m good at following the footsteps of former presidents”