I hunt for gizmos, doodads, trinkets, and the like, then I gather them into my house. Floor space be damned.

The reverse of a horror movie where the monster/killer is in the backseat. Instead, it’s a normal human behind the monster

I only buy free range organic mumia (imported from the UK!)

All for the low low price of 300,000 atlantian dabloons!

Also it’s in an HOA.

Well what the hell is the point then?!

Wait. The accent. I’m down for it again

What a complete fool, not being a complete fool.

WAIT

Assuming you haven’t tried it, what about an online converter to APNG? Those look like they are almost fully supported by every major browser (and have transparency!)

As for the online converter part, it might end up looking terrible but it’s a place to start I guess

> knowyourmeme link

> look inside

> cat

I select them anyways which probably leads to another fail lmao

I get captchas that are like “select motorcycles” and they’re all scooters, or “select all busses” and 95% of the pictures are what machine vision assumes to be a bus but is actually a crosswalk

And I fail them because I don’t pick the “obviously not a bus” bus

I know you didn’t mean me, but here I am!

Being too inquisitive

I like all the suggestions in here about how to avoid getting caught for murder through your phone

My tip for not getting caught would be: probably don’t murder someone in the first place unless they really really deserve it

“It doesn’t work”

What doesn’t work?

“Idk”

Holy shit the dad’s thought bubble made me think this was an edit