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“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

I was just thinking there should be Pez compatible mints.

I thought it was funnier when I assumed the scissors were talking and man Kevin was jaw-dropped shocked.

Anisocoria. His irises are the same colour but one is always dilated, making it appear darker.

Suffering is sharing in the passion of Christ. Suffering is the kiss of Jesus, a sign that you have come so close to Jesus on the cross that he can kiss you.

–Mother Teresa

I read the Godfather when I was about 10. My shoebox diorama was the horse head on the bed. It was frowning because it didn’t like having its head cut off.

I like them, personally. You don’t have to use them but they are sometimes handy. I just spent 30 seconds feeling around a TV to turn it off only to discover it doesn’t have buttons. Killed it at the wall.

It’s not a deal breaker, in any case. The weird foreign convention I would like to shame is doors that require a key to open from the inside.

Final Cut Pro. There isn’t anything else that compares.

I was by myself in the middle of one night when we were first moving in when I start getting messages from the cameras I set up. “Humanoid on driveway”. “Humanoid at front door”. It was a cat.

Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.

Qu’est-ce que c’est?