I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

Dick. Jesus was gay.

theoretically you have to be eligible for the position of president in order to be vice president.

Then again, you theoretically couldn’t be president after attempting to stage a coup but yk anything goes these days.

Please God please ill never play Fortnite again just give us a SteamOS download.

Have you seen the foods we consume?

Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!

Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

Sometimes a Culver’s cold custard just hits different.

Especially hits your wallet that shit makes burger king look like it’s still the 70s.

Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

But if I had to pick one I’d say Angel hair. It’s just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.