I didn’t have that problem; my parents just did it to my face.

Wait, what? That’s disappointing. I use Shinigamieyes, haven’t noticed anything weird yet.

(Michael Perenti, Blackshirts and Reds: Rational Fascism and the Overthrow of Communism)

Appetizer for one, obviously.

No amount ot convincing will ever get me to try Mett

Okay, I was a child of 12 or so at my local gym with a friend. We were talking and some old guy we didn’t know came up and asked us this. We stared at him, dumbfounded for a few moments before he said, “it has no legs.”
He walked away and I never saw him again.

Commenting to appease my anxiety, ignore me if I bother you.

Doctors generally recommend abstaining from sex for 6 weeks after giving birth.

What sudo is?

Using the backs of spoons to apply spreads like jams or peanut butter is better than using a knife.