They hate us cause they anus.

Opening the microwave door while it is still running causes the electricity to be dumped to ground in micro switches located behind the panel. This saves you but will kill the switches prematurely.

I think a great majority of learning in college comes from living someplace other than home. Meeting different kinds of people from different places and spending time with them. Classes are very important but so much learning happens outside of classrooms.

Jesus-y? Or Jesussy? Those seem different.

Aldi sells them for 25 cents.

Or just not buy the book in the first place. Arrrrrr.

More like addiction to those sweet sweet insurance political donations and lobbying dollars.

Maybe ha ran out.

This is anything but dull. 8 weiners on a friday night?

Cats are killing machines. They are designed to kill without judgement or emotion. They just like killin. And cuddling.

No, my 2006 Toyota is not fucking snitching on me. One of the many reasons i love her.

Dogs can yawn when feeling stressed.

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/advice/why-do-dogs-yawn/

Nothing quite like Bruce Springsteen feeding your noble steed some fuckin lo mein. Amiright?

Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?

Oof that must have been painful.

First time your wife got 8 inches? /s

Thats a good mouser boy!

Gnocchi is an abomination.

You can fit so much beige in this baby.