My wife beat me at MarioKart at a party in my apt. And well, that’s where it started lmao.

Bitch didn’t even know how to drift and just snaked that victory out from under me.

Lmao they accidentally created a feline opium den

It would be one thing if Trump was actually anti-trust…but he isn’t.

He’s anti companies which don’t prostrate themselves in front of him and bow to his whims. They’re bad, terrible, anti American companies. The ones that do are great, wonderful, beautiful companies. The bad ones need to be broken up and given to the big ones.

He’s so transparent it’s painful. If someone says good things about Trump or give him money, they’re good. If they don’t, they’re bad. It’s absurdly obvious.

I’m so mad about the time I had to spend learning about the fucking food pyramid

I go bonkers trying to pick what version of a tool I want at home Depot, you usually can’t even pick them up anymore, they’re hard bolted to the display.

I’ve always suspected I might be susceptible to gambling addiction so I stay out of casinos.

Instead, I go to the arcade. Which is like a low stakes child casino. Win a bunch of tickets and then either buy something stupid with them, or, just straight give them to some kid.

My point being, we’ve specifically constructed casino-like facilities for children and it’s regularly accepted, so why should Balatro be different?