I asked them where they got the thing to hold the umbrella straight up and transitioned to sharing struggles of beach gear. It was a bit humor with me chasing an umbrella tossed by the wind. Then books since they had some and a few other things.
Most of that you do for regular shaving too. Just instead of canned soap you make lather. If you want to be lazy theres great shaving cream in a tube from Cremo you can skip the lathering step.
Lathering soap with a firm board bristle brush also exfilulates and scrubs your skin. Feels amazing after.
I do the entire routine and it’s very relaxing to do a full shave with good gear. I switched 10 years ago and saved sooooo much money.
You can get started for $30-$50 to get a safety razor, cremo and a variety pack of blades. You won’t look back. Quick and easy shaving. Slap on soap and learn your face angles. It really is muscle memory.
The Exits
My guess is JOI…
As a teen nieghbor had a girl stay over the summer. We hung out on her enclosed porch in lawn chairs.
Her: wanna give me head?
Me: sure.
Her: I’m not wearing panties. (Wearing a short skin tight dress)
Me: (causally lifts her leg up and start)
After a bit.
Her: Got a condom?
We fucked right there. Even did doggy with her at the window. We hooked up a few more times after that. Yeah that was a fun summer.
I personally don’t use pick up lines.
As a teenager on a bus ride I was talking to a guy friend about talking to girls and pickup lines.
Saw two girls at the front of the bus. They hugged and one got off. I said something along the lines of “dude just go for it. You miss all the shots you don’t take”
So as a demonstration I walked up to the girl and said “hey, are you up for chatting a bit?” Then I sat two seats away and we talked for 10-15 minutes until she got off. Turns out her friend was moving away and she was saying farewell. I didn’t try to get a number and wished her well.
Sat back with my boy and he asked “how did you do that? What line did you use?”
I told him I didn’t use a line. Just asked if we could chat and we talked. I listened and had a conversation.
Thats worked several times for me. No pickup lines. Just strike up a conversation with a relevant topic or complement.
Last time was at the beach. I just walked up to two women and asked about thier beach umbrella.
Yeah I got an HP laser MFC with like 3 new carts 10 years ago. NIC and Duplex. Going to have it for at least 10 more years or brother when it dies.
quest 2
There’s your problem right there. /s
I work from home…
Best I got is an old fashioned paper cutter that looked way too heavy duty.
Cue the scene from The Faculty where the bad boy twists off the blade of that thing.
My mind immediately goes to the resident evil movie elevator scene…
I’ve got a rotation of 10 or so cinamagraphs set. Here are a few. I’ve got one of those tablet phones so they look best when I open my phone due to aspect ratios.
This one is awesome!
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I needed this. Still hard to find it on my phone.
That’s actually the source of my joke haha.
Potatoes.
Lots of potatoes.
That’s why it’s funny!
I did not expect the twist at the end.
Totally expecting a standard display of catbutt
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Thanks. I just tried that and it plays the gif which ruins the ending. I switched it back and added a custom thumbnail so it’s not a black box.
Search JOI on pornhub