A kiss and a coffee from my husband before he leaves for work. Best part of my day <3

It kinda pisses me off tbh. It’s like that friend that has to keep telling you how boring the movie is when you’re just trying to sit and watch it. Like, stfu and go away then, stop trying to be a crab on the bucket for the rest of us.

Fran will go undercover if she feels truly at ease, which happens rarely because Snuggles is an ever present danger. When he is about, the others sleep with one eye open, but when he’s off sleeping in a new novel location, Fran, Melon, and Struggles will toy with burrowing and cuddling. It’s a treacherous time for all of them.

I fell off an electric scooter and broke my wrist, I have a titanium plate in there now.

Sanuks are SO COMFY! I’ve definitely gone to the store, looked down, and realized I’m still wearing my slippers. I get through a pair o dice each summer.

They’re dry and taste like cold ass?

They’re like someone with a salty mouth sucked regular peanuts until they absorbed all the warm saliva and swelled up, and then spat them into a paper bag and left them for a few hours on a warm park bench.

Boiled peanuts. Never afuckingain