Pawpaw. It’s such a fun tree, native to where I live (East Tennessee, 7a), puts out delicious fruit for a very brief moment, and has a fun history.

The ice compartment of our fridge. It’s always a fucking compressed block that needs manually smashing up. I fucking hate it so much.

Woman here: I’m not annoyed if a person I don’t know talks to me, as long as a) they don’t interrupt something I’m doing to have conversation and b) they read my body language and fuck off again the moment it’s clear I’m not interested. But asking me questions when I have my headphones in to talk about inane shit while I roll my eyes? Nah.

도대체 방금 나한테 뭐라고 씨부린 거냐, 이 작은 개자식아? 나는 네가 알다시피 네이비 씰에서 수석으로 졸업했고, 알카에다를 상대로 한 수많은 비밀 작전에 참여했으며, 300명 이상의 확정 킬 수를 자랑한다. 나는 게릴라 전투에 훈련된 전문가이며, 미군 전체에서 최고의 저격수다. 너 같은 건 내게 그냥 또 하나의 표적일 뿐이다. 나는 너를 이 지구상에서 본 적 없는 정밀도로 쓸어버릴 거야. 내 말 명심해, 이 개새끼야. 네가 감히 인터넷에서 그런 쓰레기 같은 말을 내게 할 수 있다고 생각했냐? 다시 생각해, 씹새야. 지금 이 순간에도 나는 미국 전역에 퍼져 있는 내 비밀 정보망과 연락 중이고, 네 IP는 이미 추적되고 있으니 폭풍에 대비하는 게 좋을 거다, 벌레 자식아. 그 폭풍은 네가 네 인생이라 부르는 초라한 존재를 쓸어버릴 것이다. 넌 끝났어, 애송이야. 난 언제 어디서든 나타날 수 있고, 맨손으로만 700가지 이상의 방법으로 널 죽일 수 있다. 나는 맨몸 전투에 철저히 훈련받았을 뿐 아니라, 미 해병대 무기고 전체에 접근할 수 있고, 그 무기를 전부 사용해서 너 같은 찌질이를 이 대륙에서 지워버릴 수 있어, 이 좆만한 새끼야. 네가 얼마나 신성모독 같은 응징을 네 “기발한” 댓글 하나로 자초했는지 알았더라면 입 닥치고 있었을 거다. 하지만 넌 못 참았고, 안 했고, 이제 그 대가를 치르는 거다, 이 빌어먹을 멍청아. 나는 분노의 똥을 너한테 쏟아붓고, 넌 거기 빠져 죽게 될 거다. 넌 진짜 끝장이야, 꼬맹이.

What’s your favorite lie you’ve told to a bunch of strangers on Lemmy?

Picking. I’m pretty compulsive about it. Can really fuck things up if I’m nervous about an upcoming social event, as I end up with a puckered face, making it worse. Idk why I do this, a lot of times I’m not really even conscious I’m doing it until after the fact.

Lemmy users project their toxicity towards Reddit. This place can be quite hostile if you don’t echo the ‘correct’ ideals.

I need someone to start posting a lot of celebrity snark. Like, low quality mean snark about rich cunts. I in no way will contribute, other than the odd carefully rationed upvote, but I will consume guiltlessly.

Hurry, now.

I hope things are better for you now x

I wanna be mad at these comments but they’re so true. I’m white and female, so maybe I’ll be fine. But it’s so fucking sad that this is the case. I’m not just worried for me, but for all the people who made this place home. A lot of minorities in that group.

I can cut butter to the exact weight each time.

That’s easy, just cut your morel open and check if it’s hollow. Supposedly, I wouldn’t know…

Meanwhile we get shamed for not reusing the plastic containers we’re forced to purchase with our basic groceries.

May time and tide fuck a pres up the arse

Morels are hard to find.

Barbeque, one summer day when it seemed perfect to have a barbeque. We were both like “this will be a fad” but it’s been used SO much over the years.

“That’s fucky.”

For when I hate or don’t trust something.

Gwen Stefani. She just has that ‘i promise I’m still cool’ desperation to her. She used to actually seem cool.

No I think it refers to the motion of the head going over the heels. Not being positioned in a static frame over the heels.

Snot rockets, marathoner style.

Snuggles is super needy, but he’s been very loving with it today. Usually it turns aggressive if he doesn’t get his way.

Struggles is getting used to her new room - we don’t let them in the bedroom at night, so she went from having newbie privileges to training to be part of the downstairs nightshift in the girl cat room. It’s making her bond with…

Fran, the sweetheart. She’s snotty, crusty, and runs everywhere for no reason. The other cats have not liked her, we assume she gives off weirdo vibes, but Strugs nuzzled her today so it looks like the sleepovers in the girls room are having an effect.

We still miss Melon :(