Russia though… I heard they have some fine caviar.
Russia though… I heard they have some fine caviar.
Kitler jokes are funny, but you just missed the funny zone and straight up hit the racist area.
Only an extra key you could loose. How do you “enter” the first door when there’s a second but closed door right behind it? My house also has 2 outside doors: 1 in the front and 1 in the back.
Over here they’re not allowed to leave it unattended, unless the house owner specified on the website it’s allowed to leave it a certain point outside the house. Otherwise it’s just free loot for anyone to take. It’s only covered by insurance if it gets stolen from within your house. But only if your house is locked, otherwise the insurance company isn’t scared to do some victim blaming. So it’s crazy to just leave stuff out in the open.
But to be fair, delivery people are often treated like shit. So I kinda get it why they would prefer to avoid contact. A friend of mine does grocery deliveries, the stories I hear from her of how people treat her. Fucking insane. Maybe if we start to treat others with respect like we would like to be treated ourselves… But goes both ways. When you leave drinks just outside an outside opening door, I kinda get it why people get mad at you.
Its the same with my cats. Constantly complaining I’m nog giving them enough food. When I’m giving them food, they complain it’s not fast enough. When they’re done eating, it’s complaining they didn’t get enough again so they start to throw my stuff from tables and desks. They treat me like shit but expect perfect service (they are in their puberty, they are driving me insane but I love them very much).
Why isn’t your food order handed to you personally? Ring the doorbell, wait for someone to open up, give the food. Just like the pizza delivery guy in porn movies. Why would you leave food near the door… I don’t get it. Or a package, same story. Hand it to someone or bring it to a neighbor. I’ve never heard of porch poachers over here because packages are never left unattended at people their houses.
Why didn’t he ring the bell and handed the order to someone? Whenever I order something, whether it’s food or a package, the delivery guy always waits for me to open the door to hand it to me. When I’m not at home they deliver it to my neighbors and leave a note in my mailbox.
Why would you need 2 doors?
Noooo it was sooo difficult to find how to delete my Facebook account. With warnings like “people losing Facebook often loose their social life, are you really sure?”. And now my nearly empty page is back you say? Cringe.
But I’m not fucked, I try to treat people online like I treat people in real life, like I want people to treat me. I’m not scared of a heated discussion but I prefer to stay civil. So if people want to look me up, that’s fine, I make great coffee.
I only have issues with people who do not respect my boundaries so I prefer to keep them out of my life. But my mom already knows where I live, so still no harm done when my address is posted online.
What a masterpiece! Thank you
“Fake wannabe” land orca! Orca’s are amazing creatures, intelligent, beautiful. Everything a panda never was and definitely never will be.
Why do you think pinguïns started to live on Antarctica. They don’t want to be associated with pandas. Even pinguïns with their cute wiggle know how to wear the black and white like a fucking boss. During the forever dark winters they huddle together with -45°C to protect each other from freezing while a panda hangs himself “again” because he fell out of a tree “again” and got stuck “again”.
Why not start yourself? English isn’t the official language of the US either, the US is multilingual but in fact has no recorded official national language.
While as here in The Netherlands we officially consider English not to be a foreign language anymore as the quality and quantity of English speakers so so great, and it’s getting to a level where people are considering to making it an extra official national language.
But what’s the point of making it official? If everyone already speaks English, next to their native language(s), it’s already good right? It’s mostly used for international business, we all have the same currency already, open borders, etc. We all use the metric system, just like the rest of the world (except for the US and a handful of tiny islands).
Here in The Netherlands we teach English, French and German in all primary and high schools next to Dutch, while we have 2 official national languages (Dutch and Frisian). How many languages do they teach in US schools as a basic curriculum?
Knowing more languages gives opportunities, expecting others to learn your language does not.
Ok, mosquitoes are on number 2, number 1 is panda’s for sure. Fuck them wannabe land orca’s being so dumb, they going backwards in evolution by eating the least nutricions food ever out there (next to McDonald’s and other junkfood) while being a fucking bear. And then the odacity to be a political pawn for China, fucking disgusting. I’m a vegan because I love animals and am against animal abuse, so this says something coming from me.
I change number 2 to humans, bats need to eat too, they love mosquitoes and bats are cute AF.
That’s my list. If anyone has extra names which couldn’t fit on their list, I sell spots on my list for dead panda heads. I know, unnecessary when they are are on my list, but better to be sure.
Yeah, whatever we do differently now is because of new knowledge. Not because we’re smarter. It’s so annoying when conspiracy idiots say “how was this ancient primitive civilization able to build a pyramid, it must have been aliens” while the people back then were just as smart as we are now, but with less knowledge and technological advancements then we have today.
My previous comment is what I usually say to boomers who claim “the new generation is so dumb, they can’t even use a rotary phone anymore” or anything like that. Yeah grandpa, because we have smartphones now. In ancient Rome they built massive aquaducts, I’d like to see you try building one, with a chisel, which still stands over 3000 years later. You’re so dumb, you don’t even know how to do that while ancient Romans built them all across Europe.
It’s just grumpy old farts who are stuck in their midlife and now feel left behind and so much smarter and better than younger people while in reality being so extremity stubborn and ignorant.
Ah yes, when basically the only electronics in a car were the head and tail lights. I can assemble and disassemble a Willy jeep or VW Beatle by just looking at it and going with the flow, I have no fucking clue how to disassemble a modern car’s door panel without breaking anything.
But if we’re comparing us to boomers, let’s see who’s better at building a simple web scraping tool in python which runs on a raspi without any knowledge of python, Linux, AI and how to setup a raspberry pi. It took me a day to figure out.
Does it have to be names, or can it be entire species?
I’ve seen halloumi cheese in Greece, and it doesn’t look like this at all. This looks like a factory produced piece of plastic. They make great cheese in Greece, nothing like this piece of chernobyl cake.
It isn’t, but that’s not what it says. Saying a cat is thinking of it is indeed racist. Saying she’s looking at salmon like it’s Poland is fun, but when it’s about killing an ethnicity it goes too far. Do you really want to joke about genocide? There’s one happening right now.
Especially in these days we need to make sure antisemitism doesn’t grow because of the war crimes and crimes against humanity done by the Israeli state. We can be both against antisemitism and Israel at the same time.