I think they took it as instructions on how to be evil.

This world we’ve created seems very much an amalgamation of every dystopian sci-fi novel ever written.

Or mentally unwell people stalking.

Yes, definitely! What a loving, lovely thing to say! I hope someone knows who you are and shows your wife this thread, while swearing her to secrecy. May all the blessings of the universe flood your marriage, home and happy corner of the planet (sorry, I couldn’t resist)! I’m so glad we had this exchange.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d say having running hot water is pretty rad! I do hope your lovely lady rewards you in multiple ways, in addition to the pic on top center of fridge!