Mister Neon

Turn to the camera and say, “After these messages, we’ll be right back.”

I want to be able to remove my body parts and put them back without harming myself. That’s old school sorcery skills.

Stop thinking about falling asleep. With your inner voice tell yourself you’re going to stay up all night. Close your eyes, relax, lie still, and tell yourself that you’re going to stay up all night; you’ll pass out after a while.

Also invest in a high quality white noise generator or weighted blanket.

Superbowl

Because the instance is dedicated to pictures of owls and it delivers on that mission. I don’t even like owls all that much, but it’s like one the last few consistent things in my life.

It’s his non-anglicized name.

The acts of Christophorus Columbus directly perpetrated by him range from holocaustic to apocalyptic in scale.

I say this as an American, from the bottom of my heart I wish Christopher Columbus never existed.