gestures broadly at the internet

If you can’t find something to get off to for free you’re either incompetent or a degenerate

The framed picture would suggest Ernie is shorter, but his knees reach the end of the chair he’s in… 🤔

Cerebral Policy? We could use some of that

Ha!

My ISP sends me emails saying (paraphrased) “we’re only forwarding this email because we have to. We don’t track your data and your IP logs are wiped every 30 days. Your best option is not to respond because then they would know who you are.”

It’s a safety-training thing.

Basically, when climbing a ladder make sure to always have three limbs on the ladder at all times.

Yeah, it needs a guard rail.

Does the cat know about 3-point contact?

I’m not entirely sure tbh

Truth Social and Threads are just Mastodon instances, aren’t they?

True, and honestly I didn’t notice as a kid

Austin St John is native

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Let’s not forget that the native guy was the red ranger

What is this Blake Lively thing you keep mentioning?

Does it have to be though?

Another phrase like this one:

It is what it is.

No no. It is what it is because people made it what is. People can change what it is.

Depends on what else you’re eating during the day/week/month/the rest of the time.

I think if you skipped breakfast and lunch on both sides of gobbling that whole pizza you’d be fine calorie-intake-wise, but probably feel like shit.

Damn, they should do this to CEO:Employee compensation too

Root vegetable? That’s a radish, you uncultured swine!

Did we ever get to see her real face?

Owning a console and having a library card gives you so many free gaming options.

Why would you want that to go away?