minus-squareMontreal_Metro@lemmy.catoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why don't Americans plant trees and bushes of stuff that they can eat in their houses instead of having useless grass?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·13 hours agoBecause having a big yard of grass that you have to mow every week while using up gasoline is the American dream and a flex for some reason. linkfedilink
minus-squareMontreal_Metro@lemmy.catoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources saylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 days agoThose stockpiles should be moved to Canada, because clearly they are not mature enough to take care of such things. linkfedilink
Because having a big yard of grass that you have to mow every week while using up gasoline is the American dream and a flex for some reason.