Funny thing is that most children in the West nowadays are indoors children that only ever go outside to be driven between places.

Or one of many English-speaking countries that use that spelling!

Children famously not traumatised by quick-to-violence rage parents.

I was wrong.

It’s amazing how the historians back then had access to the precise wording of speeches and numbers of troops a hundred or more years after the event.

Oh shit I haven’t started anything yet.

We have a lot more wind turbines. Most of this figure is probably domestic roof panels.

Like tears in the rain.

No, totally normal (I’m from where he’s from).

This stuff has got to be actual kids self-mythologising rather than adults not remembering how dumb they were as kids, shirley?

They should have filmed two sequels, The Accountant: Accounts Payable and The Accountant: Accounts Receivable, back-to-back to complete the trilogy.

They only added Hell in the Middle Ages (even the name comes from the Vikings). It’s like when comics make the canon needlessly complicated in later years because they have to keep going no matter what.

Imagine if they came back now and wrecked shit.

// teabag

// flail

Match Of The Day

Mad Max 1 is just Melbourne is the 1970s. I was over where they did a lot of the chase scenes today.

Years ago I was asked by a recruiter if I had any tattoos and piercings - I don’t, but told them I wasn’t interested in working for a client who’d let that get in the way of hiring the right people.

Next time you see goths out ask them “visi or ostro?”.

Actually I saw a few out the other night and they were pretty high effort, like the early post-punk goth scene had gone to Japan and mutated and then come back to the West with extra Final Fantasy flair.

Why is the game a sequencer?

Why would there be African artefacts in a Britain museum though? Seems pretty off-theme.