Omg you’ve just reminded me of a few years back when journalists started unironically calling articles “longreads”, like reading is somehow too much effort for adults.

And I’m downvoted versus an actual anti-vaxxer? What a world.

My parents (slightly too old to be boomers) heard that my nephew was diagnosed with ADHD and seem to get it - “I suppose they didn’t know about it to diagnose you with back in our day”. My dad’s blatantly undiagnosed Autistic too.

Why would they do any of that when they could simply use HAARP to trigger a Mandela Effect and change reality though? Seems like hard work.

It’s even better than that, because the massive inequality created by Capitalism has already got us to a state where the human population is going to collapse within the next few decades, even if climate change doesn’t do it first. Simply, most people never feel like they can afford to start a family during the years when they would have started one before. The oligarchs know this and are freaking out about birth rates now, but it’s already too late - can’t be King of the mountain if the mountain is only a hill.

If you can’t be deboosted any further a Starlink satellite will fall out of the sky and unlife you.

Stay offline.

I nicked a LEGO winch brick from primary school and my gran made me take it back. Not a criminal mastermind.

No-one brought up your cooking skills, though now I’m wondering why you’re instantly so defensive about them.

America is not the World.

Dishonoured, Uncharted Collection