Something no IT professional has ever said: “let’s improve the Wi-Fi quality by putting the router 500km away”.

Roblox is only interested in the kids of hands-off parents. Preferably the ones with good credit.

I’d argue that Kyle_Bartley’s is actually one of the best Wikipedia images I’ve seen

Any game you can use sharts is a win

Beta gameplay footage leaked for Battlefield 2025/Battlefield 6

As EA and DICE stated, this new BF game is still in a pre-alpha stage.

Is this an AI article or do they not know what order Alpha and Beta come in?

TIL you can do whatever horrible shit you want to people unless they are part of your “target audience”

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime…

1. Wasn’t he golfing yesterday?
2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
3. “Took a bullet” is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

the first wave of files posted on the Justice Department website have largely been circulating in the public domain for years

The Justice Department said it was making the documents public to show its commitment to transparency.

Look at me! I’m so transparent you can see right through me

It’s interesting that you bring up a faction within an occupied nation (which at the time was not an independent nation), but fail to mention that 2 of the mentioned 3 did initially align with the axis and signed treaties with them. Hmm, could there be some bias there?

Because they are loose in a jar like that, I’d probably rather eat them than use them properly

I think the only people Argentina don’t disappoint are the high ranking Nazis hiding from war crimes trials.

We made profits, but not quite as much as we wanted to, so next time we will make a franchised sequel with AI workers instead. Nothing can go wrong.

Hey, companies are people too, as has been proven in a court of law

Finders keepers giveth, finders keepers taketh away

That last one just seems like a kink

Ok, let’s agree on “Nazi Sympathiser”

Always nice to be linked back to Reddit and reminded that it is a terrible place.

Hey that guy is thinking about stuff! They must got brainrot!

That’s a lot of words to relay the sentiment “It’s a bag of shit”

People have no work ethic these days, they won’t even work for the exposure anymore.